Guess Who’s 29?

Old balls! It’s been twenty-nine years since the day of my birth. I have no alcohol here in the Middle East to celebrate with, but that’s not a big deal. Maybe I’ll drink an O’douls… if I can stomach that piss. But remember who the real heroes of today are, my parents. They did all the work and I merely showed up to the party… late, I might add.

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